One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, why was he so interested in talking to you. She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “so if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant”, to which Michelle responded, “no, if I had married him, he would now be the President.”

The SwanDiary New Moon Special: Top 5 cheesiest Twilight merchandise you secretly want to own

Anyone who’s read the The Twilight Saga series or seen the films knows that Twilight, is basically fueled by pure cheese. Cheese that we all like to eat up, myself included. I specifically remember feeling like I had to put my ovaries on life support mid-way through the first Twilight book. Aside from causing ovaries to implode, the cheese serves the purpose of making things unintentionally funny. Take these Twilight merchandise products for example:
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